"Dear faithful employer,

It has recently came to our attention that recently you have been presented with several incidents that despite our best efforts, were difficult to dispose of. As much as we have enjoyed working for you and your company, we feel the need to stress that these incidents have became to frequent to handle safely and without financial loss on our side.

It is unfortunate to say this, but we will have to terminate our employment until further notice.

Yours sincerely, Roderick Black, CEO of Public Relations Initiative."